Top Dog

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Seven Faux

Kevin

Miss Alorra

Foo-Foo

Top Dog Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Top Dog

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Comedy

Foo-Foo was the top supermodel in the furry world throughout the 80's. Now retired, she's turned her millions into billions with a series of brilliant investments and an aggressive entry into finances and manufacturing. But will she be able to overcome the view of her as a ditzy model as she makes a run for her biggest corporate takeover yet?

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Miss Foo-Foo? I'm sorry to bother.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        You have no idea.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Do you have a moment?                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Look, I don't know who you are, but you had the gall to stop me, so you must be important. You have five seconds to prove it.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Kevin Sanders, your new assistant.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        First test passed. Walk and talk.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Uh, sure. So, just wanted to make sure I introduced myself. And see if I could start on anything for you.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Well, so much for the second test.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        I'm actually really excited to be working for you, Miss Foo-Foo. I'm a huge fan of your work.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        You must be joking. [PAUSE] How old are you?                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Uh. Nineteen, Miss Foo-Foo.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Good Lord. Your father was too young to buy my covers.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Oh, no, no, I'm a big fan of classic magazines. I've got a huge collection.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Classic, you call it?                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        I mean—                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Oh, don't bother. Get down to my office right away and be ready. I'll be down in ten minutes. And I expect you to be productive by the time I'm down there. Understood?                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Yes, of course, Miss Foo-Foo, thank you!

Swamphoof

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Wolfe_Guardian

Runson

Maitson

Colette

Swamphoof Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Swamphoof

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Dramatic Thriller

The dams may have given the city its water supply, but it also flooded the farms, turning good fields into worthless swamp. Of course, the city hoofers never did care much for the country, leaving the now out-of-work horses, donkeys and cattle to fend for themselves. While most just made the best of it, one donkey's ambition led him to stealing goods from the city, a major crime that made him a lot of enemies. But also the loyalty of Colette, his mare girlfriend, who hid him in the swamp after his bold escape from jail. Now with the swamp sheriff smelling an opportunity at some fat reward money, it's a fight to hide the longear as long as she can.

                                                        Runson                                                    

                                                        Miss Colette. Real nice to see you.                                                    

                                                        Colette                                                    

                                                        Runson, how you been?                                                    

                                                        Runson                                                    

                                                        Getting better, I reckon. What brings you by?                                                    

                                                        Colette                                                    

                                                        Well, I was wondering if you might lend me a hoof.                                                    

                                                        Runson                                                    

                                                        Of course, Miss! What you need?                                                    

                                                        Colette                                                    

                                                        Now I hear tell the sheriff comes in every morning for his coffee. That right?                                                    

                                                        Runson                                                    

                                                        He sure do, Miss. Pour it for him myself.                                                    

                                                        Colette                                                    

                                                        Well, ain't that perfect. Got a little something I'd like you to add to tomorrow's cup.                                                    

                                                        Runson                                                    

                                                        You mean without him knowing?                                                    

                                                        Colette                                                    

                                                        I don't care what no one says, you're smart as a whip, Runson, you know that?                                                    

                                                        Runson                                                    

                                                        I don't want to get in no trouble, Miss.                                                    

                                                        Colette                                                    

                                                        You won't, hon. [PAUSE] Oh, look at those eyes. You got the biggest heart in the swamp, Runson, you know that?                                                    

                                                        Runson                                                    

                                                        Thank you, Miss.                                                    

                                                        Colette                                                    

                                                        You don't get much attention, do you? Such a shame, handsome mule like yourself. Got a lot to offer a mare, don't you?                                                    

                                                        Runson                                                    

                                                        Yes, Miss. Well, not everything.                                                    

                                                        Colette                                                    

                                                        I'll make you a deal, Runson. Got a friend the next town over would just love to meet a big, strong mule like you. You slip this into sheriff's drink, I'll make sure she comes by.                                                    

                                                        Runson                                                    

                                                        She pretty, Miss?                                                    

                                                        Colette                                                    

                                                        As pretty as you can dream, hon.

A Sow's Ear

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Watcher Rat

Brooke

Neratas

Richmond

A Sow's Ear Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

A Sow's Ear

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Wall Street Drama

Brooke grew up in the grinding poverty many ferals endure in a domestic-biased society, but the wolf fought his way to an MBA and a job as a loan officer in one of the nation's biggest banks. Richmond is from a long line of powerful horses in the financial sector, more interested in protecting an upcoming merger than social work.

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        We need to talk.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It can wait.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        I just spoke with Taylor down in finance. Why didn't you sign the Farrell loan?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Really?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        They met every requirement. I vetted them down to every line of our policy.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Well, then. I must have found an issue outside of our policy.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        It's because they're coyotes. Isn't it?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Look here, Brooke.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        I'm sick of this high-and-mighty, domesticated bullshit, Richmond. They deserved that loan.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        No, I said look here. What do you see?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        A fucking speciest horse.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        On my head, yellow-eyes.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        What? What are you getting at? That white patch?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It's not a white patch, Brooke. It's my halo.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        Christ, you're worse than I thought.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        You ever notice how only domestics have these? How every time a furry manages to graduate from his feral savageries, a splash of white appears on their heads? It's nature's halo.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        What does that have to do with anything?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        It's why I didn't sign the Farrell loan. How can we trust our money with anyone who doesn't have a halo?

Swift

Scene 4

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Klandaghi

Shane

Hibiki

Howard

Swift Scene 4

Written by Carrizo

Swift

Scene 4

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Action Adventure

In a steampunk world where air travel is king, a retired border collie weapons designer tries to come to terms with having killed thousands with his inventions in a war between wolves and dogs. He finds a chance at redemption when he rescues a pair of kidnapped wolf pups and enlists the help of a pit bull pilot struggling to prove herself in a male-dominated business. Together they'll take a floating barge across the islands fighting local patrols and the remains of the bloody war to bring the wolf pups home.

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        So? How's my boy working out for you? Big guy's a killer, ain't he?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        He's been effective. We're quite happy with how he's done.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Haha! Damn straight, you're happy. Never send a dog to do a wolf's job, am I right? That green bean can sniff out a pup for miles. And I can smell that cash on you. Let's see it.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        How did you know about the pups?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        I got my sources. But never mind that. Let's see that money.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [GUN COCKING]                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        [CONT'D] Now I know you're happy.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        You did your homework, wolf. You should have seen this coming.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        I did. But that was smart to have the money on you. Good trick.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        I've done this before. On your knees.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        No. Not unless you show me the money.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        Whatever satisfies you.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        That's it. Would have been so easy to just hand that over, huh?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        I have better ways to spend this than on wolves.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Yeah. Costs a lot to kill pups, doesn't it?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        [GROWLS] Shouldn't you start begging?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Why would I? I got what I wanted.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        To get shot?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        To see how cheap loyalty is to dogs.

The Magic Acorn

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Nevir

Mr.Badger

Bandit Starrwolf

Sidus

The Magic Acorn Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

The Magic Acorn

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Children’s Adventure

In a magical forest, a community of tree squirrels believe that the first acorn on a special tree will ensure a good gathering of nuts for the winter. The chief's granddaughter Suri is entrusted to protect the acorn, but when it goes missing, she's joined by the son of the watch captain, Sidus, in searching high and low to find the acorn and save their home.

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        And that should do it. There you are, my lad.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        What's in it?                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        Pine resin. Daffodil sap. Maybe even some magic. Paint it on the injured branch, and it will grow fresh bark, good as new.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        Perfect. That's perfect. I'll get this to Suri right away! Thank you, Mr. Badger!                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        Of course. Best of luck to you. But young man, one thing before you go.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        Yeah?                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        When are you going to tell her?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        I have no idea what you're asking, Mr. Badger.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        You certainly do. It's a dangerous journey for one young squirrel to come this far into the woods. You wouldn't do it for just anyone.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        She's just a friend.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        I'm not asking what she is. I'm asking what you want her to be.                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        She's the chief's daughter.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        And that puts her out of your reach?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        I wish it didn't.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        It's always the furthest branch that has the sweetest nut, isn't it? Tell me. This acorn you're looking for. You said it was magical?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        When it's in our forest, it makes the trees grow.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        And what does it do when it's not there?                                                    

                                                        Sidus                                                    

                                                        I don't know.                                                    

                                                        Mr.Badger                                                    

                                                        I suspect you'll find out soon, lad.

The Shinies

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Rune Imagiro

Oliver

Gothyk

Ricky

The Shinies Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Shinies

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Comedy

Against the pleas of their sole ring-tailed board member, a gemstone conglomerate opens their newest store in a city with a large raccoon population. But soon they understand the worries of that board member, when the locals discover a store full of “shinies”. In this scene, Oliver has been watching Ricky go back and forth staring inside from the sidewalk.

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Welcome. Finally.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Hi, I was just outside looking at—                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Yes, I saw you lurking out there.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        That diamond is really, really beautiful.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        34 carat. Largest in the state. Thank you for coming in.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Whoa! Oh, wow! You've got some really pretty things here, too!                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Thank you. We specialize in pretty things.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        You've got everything in here! Oh, what's that green one?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        The emerald?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        No, the green one.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        It's a 20 carat emerald, imported from Bogotá. Care to touch it?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Can I?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        No.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        How about that blue one?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        That sapphire is on sale now.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        It's really shiny. How much?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Three grand.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        That much?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Before mounting.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        I don't like it that much.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Oh, God. Are you actually going to buy anything?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        I don't have any money.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Then get out!

Dialogues

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Top Dog

Swamphoof

A Sow's Ear

Swift

The Magic Acorn

The Shinies