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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Fluffy Bloodfang

Carol

Silver Snowie

Lloyd

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Flash Paper

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Action Drama

Lloyd, turtle sergeant of Fire Station Precinct 66, loses his young fennec partner Danny Michaels during an attempt to rescue a family after a fire. Upon the death of the rookie, Strauss delves into a depression fraught with alcohol and feelings of suicide. It's up to his friends, coworkers, and even the spirit of his dead friend to pull him out of the vicious vortex, and get him back to the front lines to continue the needed work.

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        Lloyd, please eat something.                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        No thanks. I'm not hungry.                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        You haven't been hungry for days. I'm begging you to eat anyway. [PAUSE] Has the captain cleared you yet?                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] They—they wanted me back today.                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        Why didn't you go?                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        I'm not ready. I'm not the same person I used to be. I'm not ready to go back.                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        The hell you're not! You've been moping for five weeks, and the only thing keeping you back is YOU.                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        Carol, please. Not now!                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        Lloyd, it wasn't your fault what happened to Danny. He knew the risks.                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        No he didn't! He was brave and stupid—and I failed to protect him!                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        Accidents happen, but that's not supposed to be stopping you from getting back out there and doing your job!                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        I said *DROP IT*, Carol!!                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        No, I won't! You've already given up, and your shell's gone soft! If you're not going to do anything, I WILL!                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        SHUT UP!!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [SLAP]                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        Oh god—Carol—I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        You're right, Lloyd. You're not the same person you used to be.

Djinn, No Chaser

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Xanmere

Grizzold

Atticus

Djingo

Djinn, No Chaser Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Djinn, No Chaser

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Prominent antique collector Theodore Grizzold happens upon the ever cliche 'Genie in the lamp' - an eager to please wombat wanting to grant his wishes. The unimaginative collector only wants to be left alone, so he wishes for the djinn to be free. But the genie is relentless in wanting to help by granting his every errantly made wish.

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        For the last time, go back to your lamp, please? I'm almost late, and Serrano's won't hold our reservation!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oooh! You have a date! With that palomino at the auction house?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Wha...How did you...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        I was in the lamp, listening when you called her! What's her name?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        It's Gertrude.                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Gertrude, huh? She sounds... um.. lovely..ish?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh, she's beautiful! Long, slender face, cute flicking ears, long lush tail, and a figure to die for. I wish I could make her crazy for me, but that's something to...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Hey! I can do that! I can help make you irresistable to her!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh no no no no! I don't need or WANT your help! I can impress her quite fine by myself!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oh don't be such a sandypants! Here we gooo!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        NO NO NO N...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        How's that Theo! Theo? OH.... oh no... um... yeah, sorry, turning you into a bunch of carrots wasn't what I had in mind. I'll have you back in a snap! Er... or maybe two snaps. Dang, what was that gesture I used...

The Werehuman

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Cartel Saide

Turnbull

Michael Skolnic

Gandy

The Werehuman Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Werehuman

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

B-Movie Horror

In the Mississippi Town of Padukah, local skunk sheriff Charles Gandy is plagued by mysterious sightings of a pink monster and the inexplicable disappearance of townfolk. A rash of attacks under a new moon indicate something more terrifying and a lot less furry.

Scene Description

In this scene, Charles and Betsie investigate the most recent reports of a 'pink monster' around the home of the wolverine miller Frank Gilberry, when something awful happens.

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        I'm tellin' ya, Charles, it ain't right! Somethin' unholy's comin' from this here Gilberry Shack! I feel it in my udders!                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        Now, Betsie, there ain't no need to get all flustered. Our wolverine's just been under the weather as of late.                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        Can't you just go in n' arrest him, put him in protective custody or somethin'? For his sake? For ALL our sakes?                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        You KNOW that ain't right, girl! Frank ain't done anythin' wrong.                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        How can a skunk be so yelluh? What happened to 'Servin' and Protect... wait... you hear somethin'?                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        [BEAT] Jus' the night wind rustlin' the trees, darlin'.                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        No, listen! Someone's moanin'... S'close... Charles, let's get outta here. I got a bad feelin'.                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        Alright, get back into the patrol car an'... Oh my God, what the hell is THAT?                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        CHARLES! Get in the car, damn ya! It's comin' this way!                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        ...Pink'n Hairless... no muzzle...no TAIL...th' ugliest thing I've ever seen! Hey... HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE OR I'LL SHOOT! NO! GET OFF! AAIAIIGHHH! BETSIE! RUN!!                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        CHARLES!!!

Enoch the Eunuch

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Squic

Rod

Khord Kitty

Enoch

Enoch the Eunuch Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Enoch the Eunuch

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Screwball Comedy

In a bizarre legal case, Enoch's minor infraction activated an undiscovered city law that required his castration. And with elections coming up, the incumbent city attorney sticks to his policy of unquestioned obedience to the law. But when a friendly doctor freezes the tissue and assures he can reattach it, Enoch begins a quest to find a loophole forcing the judicial system to give him back what's rightfully his--his balls.

Scene Description

Early in his efforts to get his balls back, Enoch figures that getting a lot of publicity for his unfortunate situation may help convince city voters to overturn the law. When the usual avenues for quick fame fizzle out, he turns to something bigger, getting a spot on a popular game show. But to make sure his name spreads as far as possible, he decides to make sure he's unlike any contestant they've ever had.

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        Welcome to the power round, Enoch! We've got one million dollars to give away tonight. Before we get started, what are your plans if you win?                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        Getting my balls back.                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        You mean like, a baseball collection or something?                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        No. Testicles.                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        This is a family show.                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        How would I know that?                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        All right! We've surveyed one hundred furries, and if you can give us their most popular answers, we'll give you a chance to win one million dollars. Are you ready, Enoch?                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        I sure am, Rod!                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        All right! First question, name a ferocious predator.                                                    

                                                        Crowd                                                    

                                                        [CALLING OUT VARIOUS PREDATORS]                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        Rabbit.                                                    

                                                        Crowd                                                    

                                                        [STUNNED]                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        A rabid what?                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        No, rabbit. Final answer, Rod.                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        [LONG PAUSE] Okay, this one should be easier. Name any kind of canine.                                                    

                                                        Crowd                                                    

                                                        [CALLING OUT VARIOUS CANINES]                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        Hyena.                                                    

                                                        Crowd                                                    

                                                        [STUNNED]                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        I think that got negative votes, Enoch.

The Tale of Sir Render

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Silver Snowie

Tencapp

Klandaghi

Render

The Tale of Sir Render Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Tale of Sir Render

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Gather ye around, and let me spin the tale of the Mighty Sir Render, the boar knight who singlehandedly ran away from every battle he ever faced, at whom cowards scoff and birds excrement upon! And tell also the tale of the fair Maiden Tiewahn, the exotic red panda princess whose hand in marriage he so desired, but could only attain if he proved his courage! It is a short story, alas...

Scene Description

Sir Render is approaching the captain of the city guard to apply for the bounty to slay a nearby beast who is ravaging the town livestock, in hopes of winning the confidence of the princess. The captain is not impressed and suggests an easier task for the known coward.

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Captain Tencapp! I'm here to apply to slay the livestock menace!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Oh, Render, that's the best laugh I've had all day! No, seriously, why are you wasting my time?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        I am as serious as an angry chicken, my good badger! I WILL defeat it!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Render, why would you want something so dangerous, when there are needs more relevant to your `skillset'? Like fighting silkworms?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Because I am going to win the heart of the princess! And no better way than to slay the beast causing our farms such distress! Even though cows terrify me!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        By Duke Faldar's unwashed beard, I believe you ARE serious! One seriously deluded boar!! Bring back some silkworms and we'll talk, if you don't run away screaming first!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Sir! This is unjust! The law says ANYONE can apply! I have as much right as you do to try!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Grr! Fine. Go ahead. Get your fool head crushed under the beast's jaws. See if I care! Anything ELSE?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Actually, yes. The beggar children have been throwing rocks at me and laughing at me again. I wish to lodge another complaint.                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Well, the tenth one IS a freebie.

The Blur Effect

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Hammond

HipHop

Mr. Otter

Rumble

The Blur Effect Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Blur Effect

Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Superhero Film

Gary Halloworth, aka ‘Blur', is a superpowered speedy cheetah from a long line of family heroes, but the untimely loss of his parents early in his life and his inexperience has caused him to lose more battles for good than he's won. Teamed up with the fellow heroes of the Freedom Force, he's desperate to prove himself to everyone. When Volgas, the evil mindbender sloth, begins a plot to control people through their electronics, Blur finds himself relying on others out of necessity to save the day.

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        Yo, Rum, got a sec?                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        Of course, Hiphop. What is it?                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        Why the hell we keepin' Gary around, man? He ain't done nothin' but screw up lately!                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        I should have guessed. He's new and he's eager. He'll come around once he gets some experience.                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        You're trippin' if you think I'm gonna clean up his shit anymore! I ain't got no time to rescue him again and again! I got criminals to blast!                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        It's not your decision. We all agreed when we formed Freedom Force that we'd take on mentoring jobs for new recruits, and you're his mentor.                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        He's out there talkin' about how "He an' the Freedom Force" saved the day with Volgas! All he did was get sand in his spandex!                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        If Volgas hadn't spent that time on him, he would have noticed you, me and Valkyrie flanking his position. I'd say Blur's distraction served us well.                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        Yeah, well, he better start shuttin' his muzz on it, tho. Tired of listenin' to him yap!                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        Man, why you gotta bring up that shit?!                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        Because Gary deserves second chances too, just like you.

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