The Werehuman

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Neki

Turnbull

Nevir

Gandy

The Werehuman Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Werehuman

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

B-Movie Horror

In the Mississippi Town of Padukah, local skunk sheriff Charles Gandy is plagued by mysterious sightings of a pink monster and the inexplicable disappearance of townfolk. A rash of attacks under a new moon indicate something more terrifying and a lot less furry.

Scene Description

In this scene, Charles and Betsie investigate the most recent reports of a 'pink monster' around the home of the wolverine miller Frank Gilberry, when something awful happens.

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        I'm tellin' ya, Charles, it ain't right! Somethin' unholy's comin' from this here Gilberry Shack! I feel it in my udders!                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        Now, Betsie, there ain't no need to get all flustered. Our wolverine's just been under the weather as of late.                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        Can't you just go in n' arrest him, put him in protective custody or somethin'? For his sake? For ALL our sakes?                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        You KNOW that ain't right, girl! Frank ain't done anythin' wrong.                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        How can a skunk be so yelluh? What happened to 'Servin' and Protect... wait... you hear somethin'?                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        [BEAT] Jus' the night wind rustlin' the trees, darlin'.                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        No, listen! Someone's moanin'... S'close... Charles, let's get outta here. I got a bad feelin'.                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        Alright, get back into the patrol car an'... Oh my God, what the hell is THAT?                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        CHARLES! Get in the car, damn ya! It's comin' this way!                                                    

                                                        Gandy                                                    

                                                        ...Pink'n Hairless... no muzzle...no TAIL...th' ugliest thing I've ever seen! Hey... HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE OR I'LL SHOOT! NO! GET OFF! AAIAIIGHHH! BETSIE! RUN!!                                                    

                                                        Turnbull                                                    

                                                        CHARLES!!!

The Tale of Sir Render

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

FrozenFoxy

Tencapp

Justin

Render

The Tale of Sir Render Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Tale of Sir Render

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Gather ye around, and let me spin the tale of the Mighty Sir Render, the boar knight who singlehandedly ran away from every battle he ever faced, at whom cowards scoff and birds excrement upon! And tell also the tale of the fair Maiden Tiewahn, the exotic red panda princess whose hand in marriage he so desired, but could only attain if he proved his courage! It is a short story, alas...

Scene Description

Sir Render is approaching the captain of the city guard to apply for the bounty to slay a nearby beast who is ravaging the town livestock, in hopes of winning the confidence of the princess. The captain is not impressed and suggests an easier task for the known coward.

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Captain Tencapp! I'm here to apply to slay the livestock menace!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Oh, Render, that's the best laugh I've had all day! No, seriously, why are you wasting my time?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        I am as serious as an angry chicken, my good badger! I WILL defeat it!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Render, why would you want something so dangerous, when there are needs more relevant to your `skillset'? Like fighting silkworms?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Because I am going to win the heart of the princess! And no better way than to slay the beast causing our farms such distress! Even though cows terrify me!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        By Duke Faldar's unwashed beard, I believe you ARE serious! One seriously deluded boar!! Bring back some silkworms and we'll talk, if you don't run away screaming first!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Sir! This is unjust! The law says ANYONE can apply! I have as much right as you do to try!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Grr! Fine. Go ahead. Get your fool head crushed under the beast's jaws. See if I care! Anything ELSE?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Actually, yes. The beggar children have been throwing rocks at me and laughing at me again. I wish to lodge another complaint.                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Well, the tenth one IS a freebie.

Flash Paper

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Ansaram

Michaels

Conner

Lloyd

Flash Paper Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Flash Paper

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Action Drama

Lloyd, turtle sergeant of Fire Station Precinct 66, loses his young fennec partner Danny Michaels during an attempt to rescue a family after a fire. Upon the death of the rookie, Strauss delves into a depression fraught with alcohol and feelings of suicide. It's up to his friends, coworkers, and even the spirit of his dead friend to pull him out of the vicious vortex, and get him back to the front lines to continue the needed work.

                                                        Michaels                                                    

                                                        I'm going back in, Lloyd.                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        No, Michaels, you’re not! It's too hot in there. Wait for the vent team!                                                    

                                                        Michaels                                                    

                                                        Screw that! Fennecs can take the heat, and your shell will hold! There's another family in there, for Christ's sake!                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        I know, but it’s too dangerous in there! That roof could open up any second!                                                    

                                                        Michaels                                                    

                                                        They're dying in there, and we’re the only ones who can get them! What if it was YOUR family?                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        We don’t need any more victims, Danny!                                                    

                                                        Michaels                                                    

                                                        We can’t just stand here!                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        [IN RADIO] 5585 to vent team. Vent team, hurry the hell up, we need to get boots and eyes inside, how long till- [OFF RADIO] Michaels! What the hell are you doing? [PAUSE] Oh, Christ.                                                    

                                                        Michaels                                                    

                                                        [FUTZ] Lloyd, I’ve found two kids! I’m pulling them out now. [PAUSE] Heading back!                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        [IN RADIO] 5585 to command, emergency traffic only! Emergency traffic only! Michaels, you crazy fox, hurry up! Get out of there now!                                                    

                                                        Radio                                                    

                                                        [FUTZ] Vent team to 5585, we already cut D wall!                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        Oh, shit... [IN RADIO] Michaels! Stay where you are! Repeat, stay where you are! Hold to the C wall! They’re venting D! Do NOT come back!                                                    

                                                        Michaels                                                    

                                                        [FUTZ] AAAGGH! Oh, God! Mayday! Mayday! Lloyd!                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        Danny! Danny, answer me! Danny!!!

Deep Roast

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Judah T. Lowe

Sloan

Hammond

Joe

Deep Roast Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Deep Roast

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Comedy

When a struggling rat from Long Island gets word that his Puget Sound uncle has passed away, he finds himself inheriting a local coffee house in a wealthy suburb of Seattle. Encouraged by his mob connections to rake in that high tech cash, he tries managing the shop, but finds his New York style doesn’t always fit with Washington coffee culture.

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Good morning, how...                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Do you repair windshields?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        You might need a glass company.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        No, no, I mean installing them.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Oh, yeah, our mechanics can do that. Could I have your license plate number, please?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        S-N-I-F-F-M-E                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Your car was in yesterday.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Yeah, I know.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        You had the windshield removed?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        No, no. I didn't. My boyfriend did.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Oh, right, the labrador.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Oh, right, the labrador. It's my car, all right? So I'd appreciate it if you'd contact me before any major service like, oh, I don't know, stripping the windshield off my car.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        You picked that license plate?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        I got it before I met him! Do you still have the windshield?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        No, we threw it out last night.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        What? What did you do that for?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Well, it's a safety concern. See, our lead mechanic is a sparrow...                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        How much to get it replaced?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        With the new windshield made, labor costs, looking at about twelve hundred.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Oh, he is dead. How long?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Four hours. You can have a cup of coffee in our lobby.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Oh, trust me, I've had too much of that already.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Bathroom's that way.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Shut up!

The Pawdigal Son

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

K Fox

Chuck

Ahroun

Carter

The Pawdigal Son Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Pawdigal Son

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Drama

All his life, Carter Wilson wanted to get away from the forest's wolfpack and live in the city with the “decent” folk. When he finally had the opportunity, he took it and made his life in the city, breaking his family's heart and alienating his friends. But after realizing the city is just as savage as the forest, he comes back to regain his place. But will the pack take him? Or has he burned that bridge, and must now use the savagery he gave up to reclaim his identity?

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Well, well, well. Look who's finally slinking back to the pack with his tail between his legs!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        Can it, Chuck. Just let me through.                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Can it? You mean like the cans you're eating food from? All that city life eating prepared meals made you weak, Carter.                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        I said drop it. I'm moving back in.                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Oh what's the matter? Hunting too good for you, so you tried living in a city? Looks like you failed at it like you fail at bringing down an elk.                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        It just didn't work out. It's - it's not what I thought it was, alright?                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        No. It's not alright. The alpha trusted you, and you lifted your leg on him to be a softgutter! As far as we're concerned, you don't have a place here!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        My FATHER is the alpha, you bastard!                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        And he disowned you. The right thing to do for someone who abandons their family and way of life for 'civilization'!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        Take me to him or I swear you'll see just how uncivilized I can get!                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        You want to throw down? Oh I'll be happy to tear your pelt off and - AHHH! MY EYES! YOU SLASHED MY EYES! YOU MOTHER F- AAAH!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        Now take me to my dad or your eyes won't be the only orbs you lose today!

A Sow's Ear

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Kampfer

Richmond

Raion

Brooke

A Sow's Ear Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

A Sow's Ear

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Kampfer

Project Premise

Wall Street Drama

Brooke grew up in the grinding poverty many ferals endure in a domestic-biased society, but the wolf fought his way to an MBA and a job as a loan officer in one of the nation's biggest banks. Richmond is from a long line of powerful horses in the financial sector, more interested in protecting an upcoming merger than social work.

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Brooke! Bet you're proud of yourself, aren't you?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        I have a right to be.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Swine Investments is looking through our books right now. What do you think they're going to see when they find this on the balance sheet?                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        That we give loans to anyone who meets our requirements. That we don't discriminate.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Get your feral mind around the big picture. When they spot this, they're not going to see an investment. They're going to see a charity.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        You think they'll pull the merger over a single loan.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        Because of what it represents, yellow-eyes. They're going to wonder where else do we pass out free money. They'll go deeper, looking at the last 20 years, 30, 40 of balance sheets.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        So what?                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        So we miss the window. The merger gets postponed until after the quarterly report, and the whole deal goes belly up.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        That family gets to eat tonight, Richmond. And you're crying over lost dividends.                                                    

                                                        Richmond                                                    

                                                        I'm crying over the jobs and dreams that were depending on this merger happening on schedule.                                                    

                                                        Brooke                                                    

                                                        So you want the poor to die out so the rich can get richer. Here's a bigger picture for you, Richmond. Check your halo. It's getting rusty.

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The Werehuman

The Tale of Sir Render

Flash Paper

Deep Roast

The Pawdigal Son

A Sow's Ear