The Fourteeners

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Gina

Vela

Buck Hopper

Seth

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Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

Mystery Comedy

Questions without answers are forming in the snow-capped mountains of the Colorado Rockies when a lonely tavern becomes the site of a shocking murder. As the only outsider to the frozen town, a cat from the West tries to unravel the mystery, slowly uncovering the secrets behind those in charge of the inn.

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Specials are over the bar. Start you off with something to drink?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Sure, what's local?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Not you, I'm guessing.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Oh, shoot. Do I stand out that badly?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Don't see too many cats in the Rockies. What elevation are you from?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Sea-level. California coast.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        We don't sell catnip.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        No, I'm here to see the Rockies.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        A tourist? We get even fewer of those. But hey, you're a nice break from all of the huskies coming through this place.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Glad I could change things up.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        So how about that drink?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        How about it? You got any breweries around here?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Hang on. We're going to be here for a while. Bristol, Left Hand, Oskar Blues, Revolution, Wyknoop, Elk Mountain, Dry Dock, S-K-A, Upslope, my eyes are up here, you know.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        What? Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I was looking at your feet.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Oh. They're big, too.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        I've never seen a fox as tall as you in California.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        My dad's a wolf.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Really? Is that possible?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        How about I bring you a drink, and then you decide?

Killer App

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Furryhusky JJ

Eddie

Jared

BaddWill

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Killer App

Scene 2

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Project Premise

Horror Film

In their mission to make the most challenging video games in the world , a furry developer writes an Al for their final boss that generates its own strategies to react to opponents. But when employees begin to die mysteriously around the office, it becomes clear to Ike, the company's public relations manager, something has gone wrong.

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh, oh, you gotta check this out. This is my favorite feature.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Whatcha got?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        So this year, we reached out to the biggest legends in the Furry Basketball Association and got them all into the game.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Get out.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Really! Davis. Turner. Masters. Gruber. Lachler.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Gruber's still playing, man.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh. Well, we signed them all, got them scanned and in the game in breath-taking detail.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        So, like, you can put them on today's teams?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Classic teams. Check this out. '87 Taproots. '91 Mudpuppies. '09 Mayors. 2011 Thrust.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Where's Vanhorn?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        What?                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        I got '91 Mudpuppies up. Where's Jerry?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh. Mr. Vanhorn chose not to sign with us.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        He's with another game?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        No, no. We tried to get him in, Mr. Will! Made several offers, actually. I guess he just doesn't want to appear in a videogame right now.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Give me a phone.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Oh—I guess you can use mine. Here.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Jerry. It's me. What the fuck. Game's dope. [PAUSE] Yeah, alright. Peace. [PAUSE] He'll sign.

Top Dog

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Freakat

Kevin

Neki

Foo-Foo

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Written by Carrizo

Top Dog

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

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Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Comedy

Foo-Foo was the top supermodel in the furry world throughout the 80's. Now retired, she's turned her millions into billions with a series of brilliant investments and an aggressive entry into finances and manufacturing. But will she be able to overcome the view of her as a ditzy model as she makes a run for her biggest corporate takeover yet?

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Miss Foo-Foo? I'm sorry to bother.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        You have no idea.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Do you have a moment?                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Look, I don't know who you are, but you had the gall to stop me, so you must be important. You have five seconds to prove it.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Kevin Sanders, your new assistant.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        First test passed. Walk and talk.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Uh, sure. So, just wanted to make sure I introduced myself. And see if I could start on anything for you.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Well, so much for the second test.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        I'm actually really excited to be working for you, Miss Foo-Foo. I'm a huge fan of your work.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        You must be joking. [PAUSE] How old are you?                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Uh. Nineteen, Miss Foo-Foo.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Good Lord. Your father was too young to buy my covers.                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Oh, no, no, I'm a big fan of classic magazines. I've got a huge collection.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Classic, you call it?                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        I mean—                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Oh, don't bother. Get down to my office right away and be ready. I'll be down in ten minutes. And I expect you to be productive by the time I'm down there. Understood?                                                    

                                                        Kevin                                                    

                                                        Yes, of course, Miss Foo-Foo, thank you!

The Rise

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Gothyk

Jones

Xersa

Korson

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Written by Carrizo

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Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Historical Drama

In the massive social change of the early 60’s, a mouse rose up to demand equal rights for prey in a predator-dominated world. But when he’s found viciously assassinated, it’s up to the others to take his torch and fight against oppression.

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        That him?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Yeah. That's him.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        It's Lourde. Shit, it's Martin Lourde.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I know who it is.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Where's the rest of him? [PAUSE] Korson, what's happened to the rest of him?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I don't know. In somebody's stomach, I guess. I don't fucking know.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Has this gotten out?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        The witness didn't recognize him. I was the first on the scene. I covered him up right away.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        So just you and me?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I think so.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Good. Good. We got to keep this wrapped.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Do we? Do we, Jones? Do we?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Whoa. Whoa. Calm down. Look, when this gets out, it's going to tear the city apart.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Maybe it needs to be torn apart. That mouse never lifted a claw against anyone. All he wanted was for prey and predators to be equal, to be treated the same, and this is what he got?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        For fuck's sake, quiet down.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Why? To keep all the prey quiet? Me, too?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Hey! Hey, I don't deserve that!                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        He didn't deserve that, either!                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        No, he didn't, so we'll get justice for him, but we can only do that if we keep these streets from burning. So keep this quiet.

The Rise

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Great White

Jones

Shadow Wolf Afterthought

Korson

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The Rise Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Rise

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

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Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Historical Drama

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        That him?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Yeah. That's him.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        It's Lourde. Shit, it's Martin Lourde.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I know who it is.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Where's the rest of him? [PAUSE] Korson, what's happened to the rest of him?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I don't know. In somebody's stomach, I guess. I don't fucking know.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Has this gotten out?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        The witness didn't recognize him. I was the first on the scene. I covered him up right away.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        So just you and me?                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        I think so.                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Good. Good. We got to keep this wrapped.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Do we? Do we, Jones? Do we?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Whoa. Whoa. Calm down. Look, when this gets out, it's going to tear the city apart.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Maybe it needs to be torn apart. That mouse never lifted a claw against anyone. All he wanted was for prey and predators to be equal, to be treated the same, and this is what he got?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        For fuck's sake, quiet down.                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        Why? To keep all the prey quiet? Me, too?                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        Hey! Hey, I don't deserve that!                                                    

                                                        Korson                                                    

                                                        He didn't deserve that, either!                                                    

                                                        Jones                                                    

                                                        No, he didn't, so we'll get justice for him, but we can only do that if we keep these streets from burning. So keep this quiet.

The Situation

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Furryhusky JJ

Tony

Hammond

Paul

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Scene 2

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Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Police Comedy

When a big city police sergeant gets canned, he finds work in a distant suburb run by the incompetent nephew of the town's mayor. When the town gets their first hostage situation by a confusing group of criminals, it all leads to a truly difficult—and hilarious—situation.

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Mr. Henford.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        What? No. No, no, oh, Christ! What is that smell? Is that you?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Look, I'm not proud of this introduction. But I've been assigned your case. So let's just go over the facts, button this up, and I can go home for a marinara bath.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Bath first, then facts! God, seriously, that smell has got to be a violation of my civil rights.                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        And which right would that be?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        The one about not having a skunk shyster! I'm pretty sure that's Constitutional!                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Oh, yeah. Skunk v. Idiot. Landmark case.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Dammit, you are rancid! Did you spray someone?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        No, I sprayed a wall.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Well, what did you do that for?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        I hated the wallpaper. Of course, I sprayed someone! Look, let's just focus on the case in front of us, all right?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        I am not going to be able to focus with you reeking like B-O on a burning tire. Who did you spray?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        The state prosecutor.                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Wait, for real?                                                    

                                                        Tony                                                    

                                                        Shall we go over facts?                                                    

                                                        Paul                                                    

                                                        Hell, yeah. What do you need to know?

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