The Star Dragon

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Silver

Francis

Judah T. Lowe

Fairlight

The Star Dragon Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Star Dragon

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Fantasy Adventure

To fit in with modern society, dragons have given up their magic, joining the other anthros in a mundane existence. But when a lonely dragon scientist on a remote research base witnesses a falling star, he discovers an enchanted dragoness in need of his help, but only if he can unlock the dormant magic inside.

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        Wait! Hold up!                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Is something the matter?                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        You have to slow down. I can't keep up.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Francis. You say that like you believe it.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        Why else would I say it?                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Well, why would you believe it? Of course you can keep up. You're a dragon, Francis.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        No, you don't get it. My wings are smaller than yours.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Goodness, Francis. This isn't about your wings.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        Of course, it is. I can't move the air as much as you can.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Francis. Fly like a dragon, not like a bird.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        I don't understand.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        It's not about moving air. It's about moving you. Don't think about lift or flapping or any of that. Just open your heart. Open your soul. And think about going where you want to go.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        That's not going to work.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        How quickly did you decide that?                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        What? A moment, I guess?                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        Now take another moment. And this time, it's going to work.                                                    

                                                        Francis                                                    

                                                        I'm lying to myself.                                                    

                                                        Fairlight                                                    

                                                        No, Francis. You're challenging yourself. And you can beat any challenge you put your mind to. Now follow me.

The Fourteeners

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Silver

Vela

Yosho

Seth

The Fourteeners Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Fourteeners

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Mystery Comedy

Questions without answers are forming in the snow-capped mountains of the Colorado Rockies when a lonely tavern becomes the site of a shocking murder. As the only outsider to the frozen town, a cat from the West tries to unravel the mystery, slowly uncovering the secrets behind those in charge of the inn.

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Specials are over the bar. Start you off with something to drink?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Sure, what's local?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Not you, I'm guessing.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Oh, shoot. Do I stand out that badly?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Don't see too many cats in the Rockies. What elevation are you from?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Sea-level. California coast.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        We don't sell catnip.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        No, I'm here to see the Rockies.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        A tourist? We get even fewer of those. But hey, you're a nice break from all of the huskies coming through this place.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Glad I could change things up.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        So how about that drink?                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        How about it? You got any breweries around here?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Hang on. We're going to be here for a while. Bristol, Left Hand, Oskar Blues, Revolution, Wyknoop, Elk Mountain, Dry Dock, S-K-A, Upslope, my eyes are up here, you know.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        What? Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I was looking at your feet.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        Oh. They're big, too.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        I've never seen a fox as tall as you in California.                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        My dad's a wolf.                                                    

                                                        Seth                                                    

                                                        Really? Is that possible?                                                    

                                                        Vela                                                    

                                                        How about I bring you a drink, and then you decide?

Killer App

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Furryhusky JJ

Eddie

Hammond

BaddWill

Killer App Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Killer App

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Horror Film

In their mission to make the most challenging video games in the world , a furry developer writes an Al for their final boss that generates its own strategies to react to opponents. But when employees begin to die mysteriously around the office, it becomes clear to Ike, the company's public relations manager, something has gone wrong.

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh, oh, you gotta check this out. This is my favorite feature.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Whatcha got?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        So this year, we reached out to the biggest legends in the Furry Basketball Association and got them all into the game.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Get out.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Really! Davis. Turner. Masters. Gruber. Lachler.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Gruber's still playing, man.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh. Well, we signed them all, got them scanned and in the game in breath-taking detail.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        So, like, you can put them on today's teams?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Classic teams. Check this out. '87 Taproots. '91 Mudpuppies. '09 Mayors. 2011 Thrust.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        Where's Vanhorn?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        What?                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        I got '91 Mudpuppies up. Where's Jerry?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        Oh. Mr. Vanhorn chose not to sign with us.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        He's with another game?                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        No, no. We tried to get him in, Mr. Will! Made several offers, actually. I guess he just doesn't want to appear in a videogame right now.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Give me a phone.                                                    

                                                        Eddie                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Oh—I guess you can use mine. Here.                                                    

                                                        BaddWill                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Jerry. It's me. What the fuck. Game's dope. [PAUSE] Yeah, alright. Peace. [PAUSE] He'll sign.

Swift

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Silver

Shane

Klandaghi

Howard

Swift Scene 4

Written by Carrizo

Swift

Scene 4

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Action Adventure

In a steampunk world where air travel is king, a retired border collie weapons designer tries to come to terms with having killed thousands with his inventions in a war between wolves and dogs. He finds a chance at redemption when he rescues a pair of kidnapped wolf pups and enlists the help of a pit bull pilot struggling to prove herself in a male-dominated business. Together they'll take a floating barge across the islands fighting local patrols and the remains of the bloody war to bring the wolf pups home.

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        So? How's my boy working out for you? Big guy's a killer, ain't he?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        He's been effective. We're quite happy with how he's done.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Haha! Damn straight, you're happy. Never send a dog to do a wolf's job, am I right? That green bean can sniff out a pup for miles. And I can smell that cash on you. Let's see it.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        How did you know about the pups?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        I got my sources. But never mind that. Let's see that money.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [GUN COCKING]                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        [CONT'D] Now I know you're happy.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        You did your homework, wolf. You should have seen this coming.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        I did. But that was smart to have the money on you. Good trick.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        I've done this before. On your knees.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        No. Not unless you show me the money.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        Whatever satisfies you.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        That's it. Would have been so easy to just hand that over, huh?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        I have better ways to spend this than on wolves.                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Yeah. Costs a lot to kill pups, doesn't it?                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        [GROWLS] Shouldn't you start begging?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        Why would I? I got what I wanted.                                                    

                                                        Howard                                                    

                                                        To get shot?                                                    

                                                        Shane                                                    

                                                        To see how cheap loyalty is to dogs.

The Shinies

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Shadow Wolf Afterthought

Oliver

Ian the Gecko

Ricky

The Shinies Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

The Shinies

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Comedy

Against the pleas of their sole ring-tailed board member, a gemstone conglomerate opens their newest store in a city with a large raccoon population. But soon they understand the worries of that board member, when the locals discover a store full of “shinies”. In this scene, Oliver has been watching Ricky go back and forth staring inside from the sidewalk.

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Welcome. Finally.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Hi, I was just outside looking at—                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Yes, I saw you lurking out there.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        That diamond is really, really beautiful.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        34 carat. Largest in the state. Thank you for coming in.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Whoa! Oh, wow! You've got some really pretty things here, too!                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Thank you. We specialize in pretty things.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        You've got everything in here! Oh, what's that green one?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        The emerald?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        No, the green one.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        It's a 20 carat emerald, imported from Bogotá. Care to touch it?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        Can I?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        No.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        How about that blue one?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        That sapphire is on sale now.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        It's really shiny. How much?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Three grand.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        That much?                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Before mounting.                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        I don't like it that much.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Oh, God. Are you actually going to buy anything?                                                    

                                                        Ricky                                                    

                                                        I don't have any money.                                                    

                                                        Oliver                                                    

                                                        Then get out!

Reverse Orbit

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2014

Nevir

Patrick

Nevir

Brent

Reverse Orbit Scene 1

Written by Unknown

Reverse Orbit

Scene 1

Written by Unknown

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Sci-Fi Comedy

A sci-fi comedy satire.

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Helm, are we ready for departure?                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        As your readout there indicates, yes, captain.                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Identify the nearest sector with an unexplored life-class planet. Set course and—                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        Wait, what?                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Set course for the nearest sector with a—                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        No, I heard that. But why are you asking me? Do I look like an android to you? Ask the damn computer! I don't have a crystal ball!                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Look, it's not that difficult. Just pick one and go to it.                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        Oh sure, let me just transform into a goddamned three dimensional holo-map of the galaxy and go digging around my organs for unexplored bits to figure out where we're going!                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Helm, you're being unreasonable and defying orders.                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        You know what else I'm being? Realistic! If you'd asked the computer to perform the task, we might have a course already! Instead, you're asking me to do something impossible for a brain made out of meat!                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        Helm, I—                                                    

                                                        Brent                                                    

                                                        Hey computer! Identify a course to the nearest life-class planet we haven't been to yet! That way Captain Ridiculous over here can keep his spandex pants on! Oh look, there, our course is laid out already! And now I push two buttons, and we're going into hyperwarp! Wow, that was so hard. So what else do you need now, O Great Goldshirt Leader?                                                    

                                                        Patrick                                                    

                                                        You know, I think I liked being a captain better when we had the android.

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