Top Dog

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Sammy Fox

Princess

Monster

Foo-Foo

Top Dog Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Top Dog

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Comedy

Foo-Foo was the top supermodel in the furry world throughout the 80's. Now retired, she's turned her millions into billions with a series of brilliant investments and an aggressive entry into finances and manufacturing. But will she be able to overcome the view of her as a ditzy model as she makes a run for her biggest corporate takeover yet?

Scene Description

Foo-Foo is determined to take ownership of Princess' stock holdings, many of which are tied to the saluki's position in the company. So when Princess seeks investors to help secure her executive post, that just won't do. When she learns the saluki is hosting a ball at the city's most elegant venue to help attract money from the county's wealthiest domestics, she hatches a plan to arrive uninvited with an intolerable guest. At the opening of the scene, Foo-Foo has just strolled through the front doors. Suspecting she would arrive, Princess rushes her, immediately getting between Foo-Foo and the guests before she can speak to them, totally not noticing the hyena slipping in behind her.

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo. What a surprise.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Princess. Well, I hadn't planned on coming.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        Good. I hadn't invited you.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        But when I heard about your new investors, well, I had to come congratulate you.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        They haven't invested yet.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        I like to be early.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        This party is for the investors, Foo-Foo.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Oh, I get to meet them. Even better.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        You stay away, you miniature Samoyed. I know what you're trying to do. Once those investments are secured, you can be certain, our stock will be so high, you'll be lucky if we don't end up buying your holdings by decade's end.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Princess, I am appalled.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        Don't think for a moment you're the only one eyeing a takeover, Foo-Foo.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        No, not that. "Miniature Samoyed"? Really, that's hitting below the belt. You're lucky my escort isn't here. He'd be furious.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        You brought an escort?                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        By the dessert table, speaking with whom I believe is one of your investors.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        A Dalmatian mix?                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Oh, Princess. You are just unreasonable with these insults. [PAUSE] Hyena.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        You fucking bitch.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        That's more like it.

Shellback

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Ridley Arp

Sam

Taladrian Kairn

Murphy

Shellback Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Shellback

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Western

When a dingo scavenger comes across a wrecked truck in the middle of the outback, he finds an incredible rifle in the cab with a pair of dead kangaroos. But then he finds more than he bargained for as the sole survivor of the crash turns out to be an armadillo gagged and tied up in the back, opening up a mystery for the desert dog.

Scene Description

Later in the Shellback story, a gang of kangaroos has leanred of Sam's escape. In hot pursuit across the outback, the boomers catch Murphy and demand to know where the armadillo is. When the dingo can't tell them, the roos are about to cut him open when Sam guns them down from long range, showing his stellar prowess with his sniper rifle. With the boomers dead, Sam comes up to the unharmed, but mentally shaken Murphy.

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        You all right, partner? Almost knicked your ear with that one.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Stay away! Just stay away from me! And you're not my partner! Don't you come any closer!                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        I just saved your life!                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        I wouldn't even be in danger if it weren't for you.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Hey! Now, you just simmer down.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Simmer? Simmer down? I should have left you simmering in that truck, you overgrown slater! I just wanted something to sell. Not to have a flaming boomer gang trying to take my hide.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        I said calm down! Now I owe you for letting me free. I recognize that. Reckon ain't no way I can repay you enough. And you done me right sticking with me all this time when you didn't have to.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Oh, you're certainly right about that. You have a good one!                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Hold up there, partner! I know you didn't want in this mess, but you're in it now. And those jumping rats don't look the type to care whether you're with me or not.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        I'm dead, then. Blazes, I'm dead.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        You're not dead yet. Now I don't know how deep this burrow goes, but what I do know is neither of us is making it out alone. I'm sorry to drag you down with me. But we ain't coming out alive unless we stick together.

Djinn, No Chaser

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Hibiki

Grizzold

Klandaghi

Djingo

Djinn, No Chaser Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Djinn, No Chaser

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Prominent antique collector Theodore Grizzold happens upon the ever cliche 'Genie in the lamp' - an eager to please wombat wanting to grant his wishes. The unimaginative collector only wants to be left alone, so he wishes for the djinn to be free. But the genie is relentless in wanting to help by granting his every errantly made wish.

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        For the last time, go back to your lamp, please? I'm almost late, and Serrano's won't hold our reservation!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oooh! You have a date! With that palomino at the auction house?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Wha...How did you...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        I was in the lamp, listening when you called her! What's her name?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        It's Gertrude.                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Gertrude, huh? She sounds... um.. lovely..ish?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh, she's beautiful! Long, slender face, cute flicking ears, long lush tail, and a figure to die for. I wish I could make her crazy for me, but that's something to...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Hey! I can do that! I can help make you irresistable to her!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh no no no no! I don't need or WANT your help! I can impress her quite fine by myself!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oh don't be such a sandypants! Here we gooo!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        NO NO NO N...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        How's that Theo! Theo? OH.... oh no... um... yeah, sorry, turning you into a bunch of carrots wasn't what I had in mind. I'll have you back in a snap! Er... or maybe two snaps. Dang, what was that gesture I used...

For Your Health

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Josh Knowlton

Officer

Zorian Drakon

Danny

For Your Health Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

For Your Health

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Action Comedy

On a vacation through South America, Danny, an American fox nutritionist, accidentally gets lost in the civil-war ravaged nation of Cordoba. But before he can get out, he discovers an undiscovered fruit with the health benefits of Açaí, aguaje, yumanasa, and applesauce rolled into one. When he tries to smuggle the special fruit out of the country, though, he learns from the military it's not for export.

Scene Description

A Cordoba military officer has captured Danny and has him strapped to a chair in an interrogation room.

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        Do you know what we do to thieves in Cordoba, señor?                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Apologize, let them go and offer them a discount on the gift shop steak knives?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        There are knives involved.                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        You're going to kill me, aren't you?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        Si. But first, why is a little American fox trying to steal jujuwava fruit from our orchards?                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Look, sir, I am so sorry about being any trouble to you at all, but I swear on my mother's grave—if she were dead, that I have no idea what ju-va-wa-wa fruit is. Or what you are. What the heck are you?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        I'm a kinkajou, señor.                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Gesundheit.                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        No, a kinkajou.                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        A what?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        A kinkajou!                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        A kick-a-jew?                                                    

                                                        Officer                                                    

                                                        The knives!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [BIG KNIFE DRAWN FROM A SHEATH]                                                    

                                                        Danny                                                    

                                                        Oh shit!

Into the Pipes

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Ket Aradan

Beyer

Rosaline Maplewood

Peach

Into the Pipes Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Into the Pipes

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Drama

At one time this was a dog's city, but the rats organized themselves in the sewers, biding their time, slowly chipping away at the power structures above. Now the rats have taken over, running everything above and below ground, forcing the dogs into a leashed subclass with no hope to regain their freedoms. That is until one terrier steals a map to the sewers and plans an attack to retake the city.

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        You her?                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Might be. Who's asking?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        I'm Beyer. Craft sent me.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [OPENS DOOR]                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Get inside.                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Great, I was freezing my tail off out there. [PAUSE] You don't look like a Peach.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Thanks. Have you seen the map?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Seen it? I been living with it. Craft's been barking at me to get the whole thing memorized, in case the rats figure out what's what.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Have they found out?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        I don't know. Only thing I know is those pipes are like a plate of spaghetti. Nothing but U-ies and rotaries down there.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Just like Boston, then.                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Hey! The T is ordered.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        So what's the problem? Can't keep it all in your head?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Well, of course, I can. I got most of it already. The problem is it ain't enough. I told Craft, we gonna need guns to get this done.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        You're right. That's where I come in.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [OPENING VAULT DOOR]                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Holy Christmas! How'd you stack all this?                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Found them here and there. You ever fire a gun?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] No.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Time to learn.

The Tale of Sir Render

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Tencapp

Veridian Lupine

Render

The Tale of Sir Render Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Tale of Sir Render

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Gather ye around, and let me spin the tale of the Mighty Sir Render, the boar knight who singlehandedly ran away from every battle he ever faced, at whom cowards scoff and birds excrement upon! And tell also the tale of the fair Maiden Tiewahn, the exotic red panda princess whose hand in marriage he so desired, but could only attain if he proved his courage! It is a short story, alas...

Scene Description

Sir Render is approaching the captain of the city guard to apply for the bounty to slay a nearby beast who is ravaging the town livestock, in hopes of winning the confidence of the princess. The captain is not impressed and suggests an easier task for the known coward.

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Captain Tencapp! I'm here to apply to slay the livestock menace!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Oh, Render, that's the best laugh I've had all day! No, seriously, why are you wasting my time?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        I am as serious as an angry chicken, my good badger! I WILL defeat it!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Render, why would you want something so dangerous, when there are needs more relevant to your `skillset'? Like fighting silkworms?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Because I am going to win the heart of the princess! And no better way than to slay the beast causing our farms such distress! Even though cows terrify me!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        By Duke Faldar's unwashed beard, I believe you ARE serious! One seriously deluded boar!! Bring back some silkworms and we'll talk, if you don't run away screaming first!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Sir! This is unjust! The law says ANYONE can apply! I have as much right as you do to try!                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Grr! Fine. Go ahead. Get your fool head crushed under the beast's jaws. See if I care! Anything ELSE?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Actually, yes. The beggar children have been throwing rocks at me and laughing at me again. I wish to lodge another complaint.                                                    

                                                        Tencapp                                                    

                                                        Well, the tenth one IS a freebie.

Dialogues

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Top Dog

Shellback

Djinn, No Chaser

For Your Health

Into the Pipes

The Tale of Sir Render