Shellback

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Ridley Arp

Sam

Taladrian Kairn

Murphy

Shellback Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Shellback

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Western

When a dingo scavenger comes across a wrecked truck in the middle of the outback, he finds an incredible rifle in the cab with a pair of dead kangaroos. But then he finds more than he bargained for as the sole survivor of the crash turns out to be an armadillo gagged and tied up in the back, opening up a mystery for the desert dog.

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Much obliged for the help, padre.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        No worries. You from the States?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Better than that. Texas. Look at this mess! Them oversized jumping rats take off?                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        The important part of them did.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] That's a good one! Got that coyote sense of humor, don't ya? Guess I owe them one prayer. Did have the sense to keep me curled up in here.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        What are you looking for?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        My rifle. Never did see where those rats put it, but no way they threw it away, I know that.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        You mean this rifle?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        That's her! Looks like I owe you another thanks.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Hold on. Only thing in that wreck is smoke and dead boomers. This here's the only treasure I pulled out of this heap.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        I'm sorry about that, padre, but that there's my property. Be much obliged if you gave it back.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        You're saying this is yours? Prove it.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Oh. Little Texas Hold 'Em, is it? Hell, I don't need to see the flop. Serial number's behind the trigger. 190532. Got a little scoop on the right side of the chamber. That's a little mod of my own. Gets the round in faster. Black tar stain on the opposite side, shaped like Oklahoma. Hate that thing. And right on top, silver badge with the initials SB.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Huh. It's a fair cop. What's SB stand for?                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Well, that's her name. Shellback.

The Jackal and the Ostrich

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Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Klandaghi

Lorne

Hibiki

Cherry

The Jackal and the Ostrich Scene 3

Written by Carrizo

The Jackal and the Ostrich

Scene 3

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Spy Thriller

In the war on terror, a bold new enemy has risen. Jackal and Ostrich are the codenames for a pair of bold terrorists that have attacked some of the most senstive targets in the Middle East, drawing international attention. But while their attacks have been bold, their motives have been less clear, with the top agents from many nations trying to figure out their next move, struggling to see what will become their most unexpected challenge yet.

                                                        Lorne                                                    

                                                        Damndest thing, isn't it?                                                    

                                                        Cherry                                                    

                                                        What?                                                    

                                                        Lorne                                                    

                                                        Medicine. In every tip.                                                    

                                                        Cherry                                                    

                                                        What are you talking about?                                                    

                                                        Lorne                                                    

                                                        See, no one gets poked more than the porcupine himself. So, scientists say after ages of slipping on ice and landing on our backs, the quills got medicated so they wouldn't infect us.                                                    

                                                        Cherry                                                    

                                                        Why are you telling me this?                                                    

                                                        Lorne                                                    

                                                        Because I think they're wrong. It wasn't to protect the porcupine. Infection just kills the tissue. But, see, a quill keeps the nerves alive. Makes the other guy feel every little hook digging deeper and deeper and deeper.                                                    

                                                        Cherry                                                    

                                                        Who are you?                                                    

                                                        Lorne                                                    

                                                        Nothing yet. But I am about to be your clearest, most life-changing memory.                                                    

                                                        Cherry                                                    

                                                        You work for Jackal?                                                    

                                                        Lorne                                                    

                                                        Little birdies don't ask questions.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [DRAWER FULL OF STEEL INSTRUMENTS OPENING]                                                    

                                                        Cherry                                                    

                                                        Oh, Christ.                                                    

                                                        Lorne                                                    

                                                        They answer them.                                                    

                                                        Cherry                                                    

                                                        Wait. Wait, wait, I don't understand. What am I supposed to tell you? What do you think I know? What do you want?                                                    

                                                        Lorne                                                    

                                                        Me? Nothing. Ostrich? Much.                                                    

                                                        Cherry                                                    

                                                        You know who Ostrich is?                                                    

                                                        Lorne                                                    

                                                        You don't listen very well.                                                    

                                                        Cherry                                                    

                                                        [SCREAMS IN PAIN]

Idle Paws

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Unknown

Johansen

Unknown

Walter

Idle Paws Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Idle Paws

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Horror Thriller

Fired from his stock broker job due to stress, Walter Benswar finds the opposite problem of being unemployed and stir crazy while waiting for employment. He begins to question his sanity when he starts hallucinating his apartment neighbors dying in gruesome ways, and not being able to tell if he was committing the murders in a stupor of ennui. Until he hallucinates his OWN death.

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        Walter, can you hear me?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Yes, doctor.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        I'm not a doctor, but I am a psychologist. I'm here to talk about your—                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        —hallucinations. Yes sir. I'd like them to go away, please.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        Of course. Before I do, though—your file says you are a stock broker?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Was. I got fired cause I couldn't take the strain.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        And what have you been doing since then?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Nothing. Trying to get a job, but nobody will touch my resume.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        So you spend your time at home, doing what, exactly?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Anything to keep my mind from going.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] These delusions—these are not things that happened, Walter. Your neighbor isn't dead.                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        It'll happen though. I've seen it. Lopped her tail off, and cleaved her head with the machete.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        Why do you think your delusion is so specific?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Because it's the only thing I can think about that keeps my mind from going.

Djinn, No Chaser

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Klandaghi

Grizzold

Monster

Djingo

Djinn, No Chaser Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Djinn, No Chaser

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Prominent antique collector Theodore Grizzold happens upon the ever cliche 'Genie in the lamp' - an eager to please wombat wanting to grant his wishes. The unimaginative collector only wants to be left alone, so he wishes for the djinn to be free. But the genie is relentless in wanting to help by granting his every errantly made wish.

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        For the last time, go back to your lamp, please? I'm almost late, and Serrano's won't hold our reservation!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oooh! You have a date! With that palomino at the auction house?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Wha...How did you...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        I was in the lamp, listening when you called her! What's her name?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        It's Gertrude.                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Gertrude, huh? She sounds... um.. lovely..ish?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh, she's beautiful! Long, slender face, cute flicking ears, long lush tail, and a figure to die for. I wish I could make her crazy for me, but that's something to...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Hey! I can do that! I can help make you irresistable to her!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh no no no no! I don't need or WANT your help! I can impress her quite fine by myself!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oh don't be such a sandypants! Here we gooo!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        NO NO NO N...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        How's that Theo! Theo? OH.... oh no... um... yeah, sorry, turning you into a bunch of carrots wasn't what I had in mind. I'll have you back in a snap! Er... or maybe two snaps. Dang, what was that gesture I used...

Flash Paper

Scene 2

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Fluffy Bloodfang

Carol

Silver Snowie

Lloyd

Flash Paper Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Flash Paper

Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Action Drama

Lloyd, turtle sergeant of Fire Station Precinct 66, loses his young fennec partner Danny Michaels during an attempt to rescue a family after a fire. Upon the death of the rookie, Strauss delves into a depression fraught with alcohol and feelings of suicide. It's up to his friends, coworkers, and even the spirit of his dead friend to pull him out of the vicious vortex, and get him back to the front lines to continue the needed work.

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        Lloyd, please eat something.                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        No thanks. I'm not hungry.                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        You haven't been hungry for days. I'm begging you to eat anyway. [PAUSE] Has the captain cleared you yet?                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] They—they wanted me back today.                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        Why didn't you go?                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        I'm not ready. I'm not the same person I used to be. I'm not ready to go back.                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        The hell you're not! You've been moping for five weeks, and the only thing keeping you back is YOU.                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        Carol, please. Not now!                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        Lloyd, it wasn't your fault what happened to Danny. He knew the risks.                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        No he didn't! He was brave and stupid—and I failed to protect him!                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        Accidents happen, but that's not supposed to be stopping you from getting back out there and doing your job!                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        I said *DROP IT*, Carol!!                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        No, I won't! You've already given up, and your shell's gone soft! If you're not going to do anything, I WILL!                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        SHUT UP!!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [SLAP]                                                    

                                                        Lloyd                                                    

                                                        Oh god—Carol—I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!                                                    

                                                        Carol                                                    

                                                        You're right, Lloyd. You're not the same person you used to be.

Djinn, No Chaser

Scene 1

Rocky Mountain Fur Con | 2015

Xanmere

Grizzold

Atticus

Djingo

Djinn, No Chaser Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Djinn, No Chaser

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        For the last time, go back to your lamp, please? I'm almost late, and Serrano's won't hold our reservation!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oooh! You have a date! With that palomino at the auction house?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Wha...How did you...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        I was in the lamp, listening when you called her! What's her name?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        It's Gertrude.                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Gertrude, huh? She sounds... um.. lovely..ish?                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh, she's beautiful! Long, slender face, cute flicking ears, long lush tail, and a figure to die for. I wish I could make her crazy for me, but that's something to...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Hey! I can do that! I can help make you irresistable to her!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        Oh no no no no! I don't need or WANT your help! I can impress her quite fine by myself!                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        Oh don't be such a sandypants! Here we gooo!                                                    

                                                        Grizzold                                                    

                                                        NO NO NO N...                                                    

                                                        Djingo                                                    

                                                        How's that Theo! Theo? OH.... oh no... um... yeah, sorry, turning you into a bunch of carrots wasn't what I had in mind. I'll have you back in a snap! Er... or maybe two snaps. Dang, what was that gesture I used...

Dialogues

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Shellback

The Jackal and the Ostrich

Idle Paws

Djinn, No Chaser

Flash Paper

Djinn, No Chaser